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Stephen Colbert Dongs Trump Over ‘Crazy’ Part Of His Penis Story

“Arnold Palmer was all man,” Trump declared over the weekend, adding:

And I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women, but this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it but when he took showers with the other pros they came out of there they said, ‘Oh, my God, that’s unbelievable.’ I had to say it.

Colbert said he can’t get over the idea that golf pros take group showers.

“It’s an individual sport. It’s not a team! Do you really think that Arnold Palmer, at the height of his career, was soaping it up down at the Y?” Colbert said. “If you go to a golf tournament and someone says, ‘Hey, let’s all take a big shower together,’ get the hell out of there. That guy doesn’t work there, OK? You’re about to play what we call a water hazard.”

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