Biden said he’s staying in the presidential race despite calls for him to drop out after his poor debate performance last month against Donald Trump unless “the Lord Almighty” comes down and tells him to quit.
The “Kimmel” team then doctored the Biden clip so that God himself indeed appears ― and urges him to get out of the race.
“Oh, c’mon,” Biden says.
“If he’s not gonna listen to his college roommate, who is he gonna listen to?” Hahn cracked.
“The truth is, both candidates are very old,” she said. “This might be the first presidential race where a slick bathtub could alter the course of history.”
But the star of the upcoming “Agatha All Along” series set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe said the choice is pretty clear, even if it’s not ideal.
“Here’s the thing: I would vote for a skeleton over Donald Trump,” she said. “In fact, I may literally be voting for a skeleton over Donald Trump.”
See more in her Monday night monologue:
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